Chain my heart to this crowded earth, for I fear to float away in dreamy wonder. My delight are the stars above, hold me love, for I fear falling.

An AU were your parents actually understand and value your efforts and motivate you to better yourself with phrases like “You can do it” instead of bringing you down with criticism like “We give you everything, you don’t have any excuse for your grades”, “How do you think you’re going to live if you have these grades! [insert comparison between your choices and the apparent choices of a hair-dresser and/or waiter]”, “[Insert comparison to other people they don’t know and vaguely believe have better grades than you” and the famous “You get these grades because you don’t even try”

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bonerpie:

do you think you’re something fucking special you little shit???? because you are, you really really are, the world shines a little brighter with you no matter what you think and you deserve to keep your chin up, sunshine, have a good day.

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x